Hey folks. Long time since I've written anything. So here me is, after a brief sabbatical from the world of blogging, back once more to post more of my crap. Now for those of you who've been unaware of my whereabouts all this while, Don't worry....the sad news is I wasn't kidnapped by the creators of the
X files (How you wish don't you?? Evil Grin) Anyways, what I'm doin, is whiling my time away in Wisconsin in good 'ol US of A. Yep, I thought if Big Bro was gonna watch over the world, then me gonna watch over Big Bro himself.

It's a funny place the US of A I tell ya. I mean first we got people who don't like walking between various buildings. So these guys build good roads so that places are easily accessible. Then since there's no place to put so many roads, they just push the destinations apart so that there's more space between them to put the roads in, and that makes the places more inaccesible coz now they're further apart. Boy!! So these blokes have a bright idea. They get loads of cars for everyone. Now that'll make places easier to go to they think, but voila....now everyone has so many cars, that there's no place to park. So they build miles and miles of car parks in front of every building. But there's no space for that either, so they widen the roads and push the buildings further apart. So now everyone has really broad roads for the cars, and really huge car parks to park them in. But unfortunately, buildings are now further than ever. So instead of walking to buildings like these people earlier used to, they now walk the same distance to their car, and then drive all the way to the place they wanted to go (to which they could've walked to earlier), and then park and then walk all the way in to the building (now ain't that twice the travel?? ) But anyway, they're a jolly bunch and ever optimistic. Ask anyone around these parts about it and all you'll hear is
"Heck, we're an obese nation...we need the exercise!!!
What???
You lean fella's won't understand".
Now that's what I call a developed nation. :-)

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