This post is in response to the queries of all those people who've asked me, how I spend my time here. Well, I walk a lot (You might wanna refer to the last post for details). That activity in itself doesn't leave me with much time to spend. But even then, for the benefit of all those who expect me to be accountable for every minute, I've compiled a short list of my ten favourite pastimes...so here goes

10. Scratching my Head :- Yep, that's on number ten. I scratch my head for the simple reason that it'd look more embarrasing if I scratched elsewhere (yep, guys probably know where). Anyway, I can scratch it in a to and fro motion, side to side, left to right. I scratch when I'm walking, sitting, or simply, doing nothing else. And not coz it itches or something. I do it, coz well, it's on my list of ten favourite things to do.

9. Staring at Girls :- Well, I don't exactly stare at the whole deal from top to bottom. Just at....well... mmm....errr... I mean, makes no point watching the whole of the state of Florida just coz you wanna see what Disneyworld looks like, right? It's more or less the same thing. No further comments.

8. Watching The Talk Box:- Hehehe...trust me, you don't wanna know what I watch. (I rated Sex and The City PG-7, so you can probably imagine)

7. Losing Track of Time - Well, lets just say, sometimes I'm unable to figure out where time goes. I mean, I'm not asleep, but I have no idea why this happens. You might wanna check out my next pastime for that.

6. Beer - I loooove it. Absolutely. And it's cheaper than water here. Plus, it kinda helps me with pastime number 7 too. That makes these two go, kinda hand in hand.

5. Helping Homeless Abandoned Children in Somalia - Somehow, I always wanted to say that. Now ain't I a saint?? :-)

4. Calling up George Bush - Hey, watch it when you say I'm lying. It's "my" pastime, being published by "me" on "my" blog. I can write what I want. :-) Me god here!!! Muhahahaha.

3. Drinking Ice Cold Pepsi with a Mc Donald's Combo Meal for One. It's Delicious and Nutritous. Now for only $3.99 (Guess what, I got a hundred dollars to publish that. :-) )

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1. Writing - My my my, I do write a lot over here, and then I write some more. I also write to my friends, romans, my countrymen, the homeless abandoned children in somalia whom i help, the crocodiles in san francisco, the hot *&@!# who lives next door and won't let me in, the man on the moon, my phone buddy George Bush, my former friend in jail Sadman Hussain and last but not the least, the millions of hopelessly jobless individuals who take the time and effort to read my blog (you guys are my inspiration).

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