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Name: d_tox_ed
Home: Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India
About Me: I'm the Miltonian equivalent of what Shaw would've called a fustian magniloquent belligerent imbecile. (Fustian Magniloquenta Imbecelio Belligerentus). In other words, I'm the utopian loudmouthed idiot. A new breed altogether...but fun to have around.
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    Friday, June 15, 2007  

Shoot him in the head. Then cut out his tongue and shoot him in the tongue.
- Captain Jack Sparrow.

If you're not spending your life licking Cerelac off the bottom of a plastic bowl, you've probably realised by now that I've seen Pirates of the Caribbean : At World's End. For the statistically inclined, that's Part 3 of the trilogy. And honestly speaking, I enjoyed it as much as I enjoy most movies I watch. Which is why when most of my friends walk up to me and tell me that they hated the movie, I look at them like they just ate a lizard for breakfast or something...probably had a cockroach to spice it up too. Damn critics.

Now I know most of you might call me biased, because I loved the pirates as a series on the whole and thought it was an exceptional piece of sarcastic movie making at it's best. And maybe everyone's allowed to have an opinion as to their likes or dislikes, but honestly, the comments the lizard eaters come up with when I ask them what they didn't like...I swear...at times it makes me wonder...why oh why weren't they eaten by the lizard first.

I mean some people actually told me that it was too "unrealistic". According to them it was more like a fairy tale. Hey smartass, now you know "who" I was referring to when I was talking about licking cerelac off the plastic bowls don't you?? Heck, you ever seen a pirate in real life?? No?? A Pirate Ship? No right?? A 100 metre long Giant Squid?? Probably no again?? A Giant squid eating a pirate stranded on a pirate ship?? That's a downright guaranteed No!!! So how on earth did you end up at the theatre... knowing... that the movie... was a sequel to a sequel to a movie.... that contained all these.... and still.... expect the movie to be REALISTIC????? Were you high when you booked the tickets or something?? You want realism, go watch cookery videos where they show you how to make Baked Potatoes and Curd Salad. That's realism at it's best you retard. Don't go watch the pirates!!! And if you do, and it flew over your head, then well..there's always the cerelac. Just don't come telling me you didn't like the movie, coz I'll probably end up telling you that you need to add more milk in the plastic bowl because the powder is all sticking to your mouth. Moron!!!

That apart, It's been quite a long time since I've posted anything of note which is kind of embarrassing considering that I generally write a lot in my spare time. But that's not my excuse. I do have other interests that I have to devote my time and attention to. I criticise the government and curse my friends. I throw rotten eggs over the neighbours compound wall and tape record him in the morning cursing HIS neighbours who he thinks are insensitive because they throw rotten eggs over his compund wall. I swear at rugby matches on ESPN because I can't understand a darn thing when I watch and I giggle whenever I see our PM Manmohan Singh ji's beard bob up and down when he's giving a speech. Yes, there's plenty of stuff to keep me busy. So for all of you out there who ask me why I don't post more often, the answer is simple. Because I keep myself engrossed making the world a more interesting place to live in....for me of course. I believe the others are here just to provide me with entertainment. (would've been awfully boring if I didn't have someone to irritate. Besides, it isn't a very bright idea to curse and throw rotten eggs at oneself. And it'd probably stink too. Savvy??)

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