Hiya there matey's.For those of you who were hoping that I was held hostage by Phoolan Devi's comrades in Chambal ki Ghati in an underwear for whatever sadistic pleasures they (or you) had in mind, you're mistaken. I'm alive and hale and hearty and well....ahem....blogging. And for those of you who wanna know what I did in the long absence, well, ahem, ab to hum bhi santro waale ho gaye hain. :-) But I guess I'd kind of gone the sanyasi way as far as blogs were concerned....coz a baba told me....beta...blogging ki moh maaya ne tumhe pakad rakha hai...and I guess it was partially true coz I 'd started daydreaming about my 50th comment. Anyway, this time I'm blogging on demand. To cheer up a friend who's kind of lost her motivation.

Actually, looking up to me for motivation, is like a half clothed girl looking up to a drunk Shakti "aauu" Kapoor for protection. Anyway, all I want to tell her, is to live stronger again. Revive her killer instinct. Kind of sounds funny coming from me, coz of late, I have become, by far, the laziest person I know. I'm so lazy even my killer instinct is lazy. My killer instinct doesn't go out and exterminate the competition....my killer instinct just sits back and lets the competition die off on its own. So if you're in my way....wait kar beta!! Anyway, the moral of the story is, kuch kar yaar. Cheer up.

Well, coming back to the point, what I was basically trying to say is, life is made of ups and downs. Even Bill clinton had his "standing" moments and then his "lying" ones. So it's all ups and downs you see. But like Bill, you've got to get it "up" every time you're down...or so, metaphorically speaking. And it's not so tough once you get down to it!! :-) The task of cheering yourself up I mean...whatever were you thinking when I said the last line?? Dirty minds!!! Sigh.
I could even give you tips to cheer yourself up...my Mantras for happiness as I prefer calling them,,,but I'll refrain from posting them here for reasons best left unsaid lest my neighbour starts complaining about the beer stains on top of his car windscreen again. Well you get the pitcher...I mean picture.

Speaking of which, that reminds me, I gotta go and book tickets for a movie tomorrow, so I better rush. Not that I can't book it online, but I prefer doing it sandwiched between two babes in line at the ticket counter, sweating it out for space. But atleast I agree with all babes in very general terms....they all wanna avoid me, and I wanna avoid that!!! Like minds eh?? :-) So while I'm gone doing that, why don't you cheer up? If not for yourself, atleast be happy thinking you're not sweating it out in a line in front of me eh? :-) Reminds you of my pal Bill doesn't it? Hehehe

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