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To Kill a Mockinqisitoe
Sunday, November 30, 2003
Hi dudes. I'm back. Wish I could tell you that I just woke up....but the fact remains that I could hardly sleep. Well it wasn't coz I wasn't feeling sleepy....that I was, but it's those darn mosquitoes. Aargh they're one thing I really hate.
Mosquitoes, well I know a bit about them....how they spread malaria and dengue (pronounced DENGEEE by Pranoy Roy) and how their family grows in stagnant water and all that stuff. What I hate is the fact that they always seem to use my room for family reunions and my blood for a gourmet. But I watched enough talk shows on NDTV to know that "mosquitoes don't survive below 15 degrees centigrade". But the moquitoes in my house must've probably not watched the show coz they don't realise they're not s'posed to exist (it's bloody freezing out here in delhi). But I've got a few bright ideas up my sleeve as well. I've just finished making a poster 3ft X 4ft which says "mosquitoes can't survive below 15 deg Celsius." and I'm taking the poster on a procession around the house. I even met a few mosquitoes on the way....they were sitting on top of the liquidator and they seemed to be enjoying themselves. I did show them the poster of course, but they didn't seem to understand it....I really don't know whether they can read English or not. Since they stay in Delhi, I guess they can. Maybe it's just my handwriting then....well let's see how effective it is. Anyways, if it doesn't work, I can always sleep under the bed to confuse those buggers ;-)
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