Hi hi hi...and sorry, for not posting for a long time that is. It's a long story, but since we've got all the time in the world, i'll post it here. Well, it certainly began on a high note, with me finding the girl of my dreams.Well, atleast I thought she was the girl of my dreams. So as all love stories go, we had our moments in the sun. Heck, we even had a tree we used to run around singing (typical hindi philmi ishtyle). Then, tragedy struck...she dumped me. (**Sad song playing in the background** SMS me at 9894170234 and i'll send it to u). I was of course heartbroken....and what's worse, I couldn't even show my face to the tree.

Well, I did congratulate her on her catch...he's a double MBA from london (i told her he mustn't have found a job after the first one >:-) ). That done, I was absolutely heartbroken. But I had friends who made sure I wasn't as sad as i thought i could be. They made it worse for me ;-). That's coz first they got me drunk coz I was heartbroken. Then they made me senti coz I was drunk. And then, as I was senti, they made me drink again. Grand total...1500 bucks. Boy o boy...with friends like these...who needs enemies.

So u see, me's back to being a bachelor again. And totally at odds with the female of the species. I don't think i'm ever going to fall in love again. (Hey there's a hottie walkin outside in mini's. Hang on while I check her out. Did anybody say i didn't like females?? Heck I was just kiddin).

Where's that damn tree when I need it again!!!

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