Was just going through a few headlines today....same old stuff day after day. Read one "BIG FISH ELUDES U.S. IN IRAQ RAID". (CNN 3/12/2003). Boy.....do these guys ever know when to give up?? I mean fishing in Iraq??? It's a goddamned desert. Where's the fish??? Errr...it's much later that I realised that the fish was supposed to be some big assed former top deputy of the erstwhile Sadman Hussain. Big deal that. I bet the US was without targets for a long time and found someone stealing candy from a kid......bang....you're Sadman's deputy. You better start running coz you're most wanted. But that's not unusual for Uncle Tom. Reminds me of the time they claimed that they....I'll quote them here "We've taken down the entire Afghani Airforce" on day one......which in reality meant that they had taken down all of 2 hang gliders. The second days claim was even better.... "We've destroyed their anti-aircraft early warning systems" which most probably meant that they had killed poor Mustafa standing on top of a pole armed with a binoculars and a slingshot !!! But it's not all fair to blame the US for everything. People say they can see no reason for the US to attack Iraq.....gee....now that's not right. As someone very rightly put, I can see 3 of them right now....Shell, Mobil and Castrol. It's worth the Oil and Rubble....I mean the toil and trouble..... ;-)

Guess I'll stick to better headlines now "How Many blondes does it take to milk a cow"(PHILADELPHIA TRIBUNE, 03.12.2003) ..... lol ;-)

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