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The Hot and the Cold of It
Monday, February 13, 2006
I'm suffering from a really bad cold right now. If there's one thing I hate more than being down in bed with fever, it's suffering from a cold. Right now I feel worse than a hot water bottle stuffed in a choke hold under the armpits of Yokozuna.
It's at instances like this that I run to the person who brought me up with so much laad and pyaar. My mother dearest.
Me: Hello ma, this is me. Ma: Hello beta. Why do you sound so different? Me: I have a cold ma. Sniff. Bad one. Can't even get out of bed. Ma: Take care of yourself. Have some soup. Nothing to worry about. Me: Is it serious ma? Will I get pneumonia? I have this funny pain in the neck and chest. Could it be a mumps and TB combo? I feel funny in the head too. Ma: Relax. It's nothing. It's just a cold. You'll be fine. Just keep yourself warm. Wear a sweater or something. Me: ... :-(...
Thus reassured that I wasn't dying, I then proceeded to tell everyone I knew, had ever known, who lived around, whose number was on my phonebook, that I was suffering from a cold. It's one of the two things I like telling everyone around me. The other is my birthday.
F1: Hi druggie. Wassup? Me: Hi man. I've got a cold. A real bad one.... F1: Aww man. So you won't be going out right? Give me your bike for the day then. Me: .... :-(... $$%#$#@!!!!!!!
Boy, with friends like these, who needs enemies. I desperately needed some cheer and happiness around these parts. I decided to call in sick. I don't do that too often, so I figured it'd be a cake walk. Especially with my throat like a frog croaking for a mate.
Me: Hello Boss Boss: Hello. What happened? You sound different. Me: Boss I've got a bad bad cold. Barely able to talk. Boss: Oh, that's bad. Thank god you don't have a fever or you wouldn't have been able to come to office today. Anyway, take care. Catch you later, kinda busy now. Me: .... :-( ... @#$@#%^^$%!!!!!!! ! (*$##$%Y(&$%#!!!!!!!!! :-( :-(
Next time I'm calling in dead!
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