I guess I've decided to do a lot more with my life now that I've kind of finally realised that I've got nothing to scribble on my headstone when I'm two feet underground. I mean not much you can say about a guy like me that would sound worthwhile etched indelibly on stone. For a while I figured I was going to have something like....

"Howdy??"

But then I figured that'd be kinda disconcerting to put on a gravestone and might offend the sentiments of the nearby bodies who might then be inclined to give me a bad time in hell, that is figuring they have the same number of crimes as me...I mean if that's the criteria for going to hell..technically....whatever...!!!

Anyway, the crux of the story is that I've decided to do a lot more with my life. I mean substantially enough to generate enough writing material to warrant asking for supplementary gravestones to be attached to the main one....like you do in exams where you know a lot of the answers...or if you're going to hell like me....just have a book open for copying underneath the desk. Whatever the reason, one of the things I'm going to do a lot more of, is blogging. Now I know I've been blogging off and on and off and on, and haven't blogged as much as I'd have liked to, but I swear on the heads of the three blind mice and humpty dumpty's wall-fallen-broken arse...that I am going to do it. Not daily or weekly or even biannually....Just more often. If you know what that means.

Speaking of which, i hardly think anyone from the sophisticated gender would be inclined to visit my space unless they had a loaded shotgun stuffed in their mouths with a wicked looking Amrish Puri standing over it laughing his ass off looking at a helpless Akshay Kumar with his hands tied behind his back drinking his way through a river of Thums Up trying to free Jackie Shroff who is ultimately meant to save the day....phew!!! And we all know how effective that's going to be!!!

So....in an effort to stop depressing the ladies who do lose their way online and reach my blog....unless you're following the story above and have been compelled to... I have taken my picture out. Plus it was scaring the kids. So I figured I'd put someone up who more or less resembled me and so here he is. The guy staring at you on the left now, is Orson Welles. For the illiterate ... Orson Welles is the bloke who wrote a book in 1984 and is still living off the royalties. Oh...and he opened an animal farm too. Old Mc Donald's farm. The eeaa eeaaoh guy. Go google him up you moron. And till then, adios.

   [ POSTED BY d_tox_ed @ 10:42 AM ] [ 3 comments ]